Mass 20th Anniversary Party
Mass 20th anniversary party is just around the corner, put the May 5th on your calendar, and get ready for an all day deal. We're going to start it off with a Pool Party at Verne's house then head down to the Elks Lodge for an 8pm social with our MC being "Fessa Hook". We are also having a raffle for an Laptop Computer and an E Book Reader.
Any and all Charter Members will be admitted free of charge, and like usual we need Your help to locate as many as possible, so if you happen to see any of these folks please invite them, or get their contact information so we can call and invite them. I believe that the theme music will be from 1982, so get your requests lined up.
Tickets are available for the drawing for the Latop computer/ E Reader for $5.00 each or 5 for $20.00 [They will be given away at the 20th anniversary party].
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Important Reminder
REMINDER..... all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sales calls.
.... YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS
To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222.
It is the National DO NOT CALL list It will only take a minute of your time.. It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked. You cannot call from a different phone number.
HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON. It takes about 20 seconds.
https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx
Please forward to family and friends.
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A Great talent was lost on Saturday with the passing of Whitney Houston. You have all heard her wonderful voice and powerful stories behind her music, [it's too bad that the temptations of that life-style got control of her] She will be Greatly Missed.
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An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: 'Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'
The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'
The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.
Theodore Roosevelt
A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed.
Henrik Ibsen
Life is too short, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Author Unknown
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
George Bernard Shaw
True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.
Socrates
And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all.
Socrates
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell
Always be a firstrate version of yourself, instead of a secondrate version of somebody else.
Judy Garland
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
Martin Luther King
Tommy- " Can you teach me to do the splits " ?
Gym Instructor- " How flexible are you " ?
Tommy- " Well..I can't make Tuesday's " .
A blonde touches her knee with her finger and yells Ouch. The same with her elbow and ear. The doctor examines her and says: Madam, your finger is broken.
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Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new apartment.
"I've got a wife and three kids and I'd love to have you visit us."
"Great. Where do you live?"
"Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind the apartment. Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left elbow, then enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you see my name on the door. Then press the doorbell with your right elbow and I'll let you in."
"Good. But tell me...what is all this business of kicking the front door open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?"
"Surely, you're not coming empty-handed."
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